04 October 2022

Turnip28: descent into madness

Its been a bit busy of late, as usual, with lots of travel, but we did get to go to the local show last weekend - Mother of All Battles, aka MOAB. Nice to have it back after 2 years of pandemic cancellations.  Caught up with lots of gamer mates, bought way too much at the bring & buy - none of which I will admit to regretting - and it was a welcome injection of hobby invigoration.

My first foray into Turnip28...

Over the last month I have been drawn inexorably down the twisted and strange path of Turnip28. It started as a laugh to annoy certain historically focused gamers who frequently decry the lamentable 'space pixies', but its really grown on me.  People cleverer than I have described Turnip28 as a "delightfully dreary setting" and:

Turnip28 is a tabletop miniatures game and setting developed by British artist Max FitzGerald. The world of Turnip28 is a combination of postapocalyptic with napoleonics and root vegetables, and it's "about turnips".  (From the fab Gardens of Hectate blog: https://gardensofhecate.com/)

Its not meant to make sense. Its mad.

Toady (Leader) Porthos d'arTurnip and his faithful roothound, Vloorti.
Yes, that is a bunch of turnips attached to his fancy hat


More broadly, I am trying to develop better creativity, confidence in kit bashing and modifying figures, and just using up spare bits from old kits which might go together well. I can also take a baggie of bits and some tools with me on the road - the ability to sneak in some hobby time here and there has been great.

Making the troops look miserable in this tepid and squelchy realm is a sign of success


Hobby skills speaking, its a chop and then slap-chop paint process, which focuses on texture and grimdark appeal. Thus, its quite liberating at the hobby desk and has been a lot of fun.

Just prior to completing the basing so you can see the detail - there are bits from all sorts of sprue in there, and 3d printed bits

The rules are free (and fun looking), there is a discord to chat in, and there are free STLs available here:

https://www.patreon.com/Turnip28

Expect to see more of this deranged insanity


07 September 2022

The Nails are Biting!

Marty's Iron Hand brace to receive the charge!

Having a hoot loading up on Despoilers and Ravagers (still WIP) supported by Khârn and an Apothecary, and just wailing on dudes. Skulls for the XIIth Legion! 

I won 6-4 on secondary VP. More importantly we all had an awesome time enjoying the immersive narrative and theme.


Note to self: Must remember not to open fire between moving and firing, so as not to invite a volley in reaction fire!

27 August 2022

Battlegroup Stalingrad

Today we were hosted by Slowpainter John to a big 6 player game of BG Stalingrad to commemorate the Anniversary of the Battle.  We played in 28mm to suit the infantry focus, rather than our usual 15mm. Alan and Marty painted new armies for the occasion and club buddies Aled, Iz and Lachy completed the list of combatants.

The 6 x 4 table was awesome

There was a swag of new terrain on the fabulous looking table, including the ruined apartment block terrain that I did in AHPC12  seeing action for the first time. Gotta say I was rather happy with how it came out, which included Comrade Alan boiling up a bunch of Soviet Assault squads from the basement


Better than any game report was just how great everything looked. So here are some key pics which I have used filters to give an authentic combat photographer vibe.
















A great game, a wonderful day and thanks again to Mr & Mrs Slowpainter for the fabulous hospitality!