Aye laddies - that day be 'ere again! The Man Cave's 5th Annual Talk Like a Pirate Day post - Huzzah!
'Ere be the traditional saucy Pirate wench:
And 'ere be a jaunty tune to get ye in the mood - Yarrrr!
No idea what I'm taking about? http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... It’s rated AARRRRGGH!
ReplyDeletewhat is a pirates favorite study subject? ..........arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
what's a pirate's second-choice job? ..........an arrrrrrchitect!
what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? ..........arrrr
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? .......... AARRRRGGHyle!
What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? ..........A cAARRRRGGH!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? ..........A gAARRRRGGHnish!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate?..........AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country? ..........AARRRRGGHentina!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? ..........He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
where do pirates put their trash?.......... in the GARRRRRRRRRRRBAGE can!
what is a pirates favorite doll?.............. BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!
where do pirates keep their cookies?....... in a jarrrr!!!!
how did the pirate become a lawyer? .......he passed the barrrrr!!!!
where do pirates like to eat? ........... the HARRRRRRD rock cafe!
what are pirates afraid of? ....... the DARRRRRRRRRRK
what did the pirate do to his drowining first mayte?..... C P ARRRRRRRRR
where did the pirate put its car when it was done driving it?.... the PARRRRRRRRRKING lot
why are pirates the coolest?...... they just ARRRRRRRR!!!
* where do pirates keep their weapons?.....in an ARRRRRRRRSONAL!
what's a pirates favorite fast food restraunt? .........arrrrrr-by's
where do pirates park their ships?........ in the harrrrrrbor!
where do pirates get their haircut? ..........at the barrrrrber!
Why is there smoke all arond the pirate?..........He's smoking a cigarrr.
Why does the pirate say AED?..........He knows mediacl Jarrrgon
What was the pirate's golf score?..........parrrr
Why did the pirate move to Russia?..........To be czarrr...
Cheerrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
paul
Hey Paul, just popping in to let you know I posted that painting info for you.
ReplyDeleteI have to wait another 12 1/2 hours for the 19th, so no extra R's from me yet. Besides my hometown football team the Minnesota Vikings are playing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers today. So talkn' like a pirate before the game is over would be like rooting for the other team. ;-)
-Jason
I was in Hastings during the Summer and they had a Pirate convention, they tried to break the world record for having the most Pirates in one place at one time, ,everywhere you looked there be pirates, it freaked my two youngest out!
ReplyDeleteIn honour of your annual talk like a Pirate, I've changed my Facebook language to English Pirate!. Give it a go its quite funny. Goto the bottom of your homepage and click on "English", and there be a button to press to change to Pirate speak.
ReplyDeleteThere was me thinking no one outside Scotland, had heard of Alestorm; the best metal export since Ravenscraig shutdown.
ReplyDeleteSaucy wenches and Alestorm? My day has just been made, cheers!
ReplyDeleteWhat's Pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet? No, it 'aint 'Rrrrr"....
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It be the Mighty C!
Alestorm are awesome- I have all their CDs, and thank Steve Blease for putting me onto them!
Thanks for that Herr Feldmarschall
Ray - sounds awesome!