The Man Cave

09 January 2012

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Sharktopus was classic, B grade cheezy fun, but this one was just an epic fail...

...and that is really saying something!

http://babbleon5.wordpress.com/2010/10/26/mega-shark-vs-giant-octopus/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/

08 January 2012

The Knights Who Say Ni!

The Knights who say Ni, after smashing the Cerberus Slayers 3 nil!

Hi all its Right Stuff Again and I just wanted to tell you all about my new chaos team the Knights Who Say Ni! The first thing you should know is what is on my team roster, so here it its.

1.The Black Knight Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Block

2.Silly English Kniggit Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Pile On

3.Sir Not Appearing In This Film Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Guard

4.Sir Smudgealot Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Claw,Block

5.The Beast of Aaaaaaargh   Minotaur 5 5 2 9 Loner,Wild Animal,Horns,Frenzy,Mighty Blow,Thick Skull,Claw

6.Old Man from Scene 24 Beastman   6 3 3 8 Horns

7.Rodger the Shrubber Beastman   6 3 4 8 Horns, Ag Boost

8.Giant Wooden Badger Beastman  6 3 3 8 Horns, Frenzy

9.Zoot Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horns

10.Brother Maynard   Beastman  6 3 3 8 Horns

11.Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horns

12.Tim the Enchanter Beastman  6 3 3 8 Horns, Extra Arm

13.Dingo   Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horns

Re-Rolls : 3       Fan Factor : 2 Team Value: 1,560,000

Now,after the roster we should look into the games which are quite brutal .

Game 1:
Against: The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys (Undead)
Score: Chaos - 1 Undead - 1
Casualties: Undead-1 Chaos - 1

Game 2:
Against: The Cerberus Slayers (Humans)
Score: Chaos -3 Human - 0
Casualties: Chaos - 5(2 deaths) Human - 0

Game 3:
Against: The Death Valley Dreadnaughts (Orc)
Score: Chaos - 3 Orc - 0
Casualties: Chaos - 4(1 death) Orc - 1

Game 4:
Against: The Death Valley Dreadnaughts (Orc)
Score: Chaos - 1 Orc - 2
Casualties: Chaos - 2 Orc - 0

The Knights Who Say Ni!
2W - 1D - 1L

Last but not least , drum roll please, drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr da dum dshhh, THE PICTURES!!!
So here they are (click for bigger versions)

The Beast of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

The Chaos Warriors

Some of the Beastmen

Mutants

Lord Borak the Despoiler

Lewdgrip Whiparm

and the now retired Bilerot Vomitflesh

All minis by GW, painted by Ken, based by Dad and me.

Thanks to all and please tell me about any of your teams.
Till next time have fun Blood Bowling and my Nuffle be with you!

- Right Stuff Reilly

Sharktopus!

The Lad chose tonight's viewing - the deliberately cheezy and dreadful flick Sharktopus!

Fun for all the family cheering for the beast and guessing which bimbo will be the next victim!

A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped created it tries to capture/kill it.

Horrornews.net said "Full of Kickassitude you can't go wrong with the cheesy goodness covered in awesome sauce that is Sharktopus!" Not sure if I'd go that far but it was a good laugh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1619880/

07 January 2012

A Very Blood Bowl Christmas

Introducing The Lad for his first Blog Post,

under his new nickname: Right Stuff Reilly...

For Christmas I got some very Blood Bowl presents:

The Cyanide Blood Bowl game (the Dark Elves edition).

A Chaos Cup 2011 swag set full with dice, dugout and embroided badge.
Thanks to Tristan for getting these at Chaos Cup so my dad could give them to me.

Two sets of Orclahoma bowl dice (one set of each kind). Also thanks to Steve from Orclahoma Bowl for getting these epic dice to my Dad for extra excitement. Plus Tristan also got me a "World Cup Team USA" dice!

And best of all, a fully painted chaos team with 3 mutants, 3 stars (Lord Borak the Despoiler,Bilerot Vomitflesh and Lewdgrip Whiparm),4 Chaos Warriors,12 Beastmen and a Minotaur!