Arrrggghhhh!

Avast there me hearties, you know what day it is? Once again it be:

International Talk like a Pirate Day!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Seeking Pirate Wench

Must Have
1. Tight Corset and Fyne Booty.
Preferrably likes it ROUGH and does not mind husband who goes to sea for months at a time. Is NOT the jealous type!

And this crewman be here for me old shipmate Maksim:

Have ye-selves an Arrrggghhhhh of a day mateys!